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Quickshitz 

When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.
"oh shit the new (generic show) is on after this commercial BRB QUICKSHITZ!" that's when you'd run off shove it out as fast as you could.
Quickshitz by Aaron <3 May 20, 2008
Words you can keep

quickshit 

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.
Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.
quickshit by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

QuickShip 

When you have you have a full relationship and break up in 4 weeks.
"Just had a quickship with Will."
QuickShip by TexxxasChiK October 23, 2019
This word has two definitions. 1.NOUN- This is the center of a pecan or wallnut type nut, this is also in conjunction with the action you will do when mistakenly eating this part of the nut. 2.VERB, this is what your partner will do when attaining a load full in the mouth... This generally stops after marriage.
QUICKSPIT by DRAGCHEVELLE September 17, 2003

Quickshit 

An environmental hazard that has been discovered in the political swamp.
He was elected to office, went to Washington, stepped in quickshit, and was immediately sucked under.

It is time to fill the swamps to get rid of the quickshit in Washington.
Quickshit by Jajajaja December 1, 2019

quickshot 

noun (insult): A man who ejaculates quickly/prematurely, or who is aroused far too easily in general.
Guy 1: "Holy hell! She's a rocket, eh?"
Guy 2: "Calm down, quickshot. She's a six out of ten at best."
quickshot by Yowsky December 8, 2020

quickshot3 

some bad ass brit that pawns in the game of halo 3 and is like uber good at stuff
yo i suck at halo, i should do team doubles and hide with quickshot3 and get my rank up
quickshot3 by mech911 April 4, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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