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Queefaload 

(Kwee Fa Lowd) noun.

1. A person that orally vacuums the flatulence out of a minuscule deceased mammal’s vagina.

2. Someone who sucks the farts out of a small dead critters pussy.
Person1: Joe is a total queefaload.
Person2: that's ubber disgusting.
Queefaload by KrazzyKlown March 26, 2007
Words you can keep

Queeflord 

Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time.
Dude, I heard Matt is a queeflord!
Queeflord by Queeflord March 22, 2009

queefazoid 

A name you call someone to make everyone who hears it laugh.
Queefazoid.

LoL
queefazoid by larstait October 21, 2003

Queefalope 

A variation of the word queef.
Often used to insult someone.
Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning.
"Austin, stfu"
"FUCK YOU QUEEFALOPE"
Queefalope by James Kewk January 19, 2008

queefload 

persons who continuously try to impress people.
Jeff: Yo mad hat's are swinging.
Simon: Yo. Queefload grab me a beer.
queefload by kammo April 14, 2005

queefanoid 

Thou that was birthed from thy mothers queef because of the miniature size of the fathers genitalia
“Whats that noise?”
“The sound of my queefanoid husband coming home from work, he’s always a stank ass queef
queefanoid by Ogsinna September 29, 2021

Queefacaden 

When a large man approaches you screaming Pog this man will than attempt to queef on you although this man can only transfer the queef to you. After this transaction a mystical caden blesses you with a fire demon queef which explodes out of your anal canal.
Barrett- “man I was blessed last night, this man came running at me trying to queef on me!!!!!!”

Kaleigh-“oh that must have been a queefacaden, happens when a poganator try’s to make a queef and the magical caden blesses you with a fireball queef!”
Barrett “Wow, gotta love the mystical caden”
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