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Queeflord 

Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time.
Dude, I heard Matt is a queeflord!
Queeflord by Queeflord March 22, 2009
1. Something that is odd and weird at the same time. 2. Something or someone that is gay and weird at the same time.
1. I saw that movie, and the monster was queeird.
2. Did you see Dave's new boyfriend? Creeper! Yeah, he's queeird.
Queeird by just another teacher June 11, 2010
a large, orange, feathery bird that is at the top of the food chain and enjoys flapping his giant wings and making rude and vulgar faces at people he finds silly.
Quebird went to go chill with Toucan Sam in the Mediterranean for the weekend.
quebird by Kittie Mull Mull November 11, 2008

queefmire 

the most beautiful, charming man with very inspiring, meaningful art. located in insta.
i am in love with queefmire
queefmire by queefmires secret lover February 14, 2023

queefbian 

a queefbian is a lesbian that enjoys queefing to much and does it a lot making herself do it.
What a fucking little queefbian, she loves quefing way to much!
queefbian by skiersam10 January 27, 2008

Queefburger 

n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.

n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.
Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: Samus.

Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!

-OR-

Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!

Guy 4: Yea, so?

Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Queefburger by Fire Arr0w22 April 1, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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