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Quear Bear
Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.
I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.
Quear Bear by Jacomba March 19, 2004
Related Words
queard • Quearf • Quear • Quear Bear • quear buds • quear munch • Quearer • Quearing • quearly • quearring
quear munch
quear munch by xXcrack3erXx January 2, 2010
quear buds
Ear buds for persons with cauliflower ear due to excessive man on man wrastlin'/ huggin'. (The regular ear buds no longer fit in their ear holes, so they must use modified, smaller ear buds to listen to music.)
Peter has such bad cauliflower ear his ear buds won't stay in his ear holes. He had to get some quear buds to listen to his iPod.
quear buds by 80crows October 25, 2011
quarantinelockdown
Quarantinelockdown is when your state or country places and executive order to force people to stay home.
Every state and country has been placing an executive order for a quarantinelockdown, to prevent the Coronavirus from getting worse!
If people don’t stop having block parties and cookouts during this pandemic, the quarantinelockdown will get worse and the government may send in the army!
If people don’t stop having block parties and cookouts during this pandemic, the quarantinelockdown will get worse and the government may send in the army!
quarantinelockdown by Mr.OVERWIT April 3, 2020
Quarantine Grooming
Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.
When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.
(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.
(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"
Quarantine Grooming by Unzipped Intentions May 11, 2020
Quarantinesgiving
It is a combination (portmanteau/neologism) of the words Quarantine and Thanksgiving. Due to the current COVID-19 pandemic, this can be viewed as a novel holiday in which Thanksgiving is celebrated during a quarantine typically accompanied by virtual parties and get-together via Zoom or Skype. Social-distancing and a minimal number of guests are urged for such a holiday, but not always abided by during such times like those of COVID-19.
John: Are you excited for Quarantinesgiving on Zoom?
Mary: Not really, this is sad and depressing, I wish we could be in person, but I guess it’s better than nothing.
John: Hang in there, we can enjoy a virtual meal, toast, and good chats amongst our family and friends while keeping safe and not spreading this damn virus.
Mary: Okay, you’re right! I guess I didn’t think of it that way; in that case, Happy Quarantinesgiving!!!
Mary: Not really, this is sad and depressing, I wish we could be in person, but I guess it’s better than nothing.
John: Hang in there, we can enjoy a virtual meal, toast, and good chats amongst our family and friends while keeping safe and not spreading this damn virus.
Mary: Okay, you’re right! I guess I didn’t think of it that way; in that case, Happy Quarantinesgiving!!!
Quarantinesgiving by LingDanc803 November 26, 2020
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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