scooch

v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.

Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

Socko

Brother to sock puppets Rocko, and Jocko,he is the quitest of the three.

I wish Socko would talk to Jocko and Rocko, I wonder if he needs therapy?

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Pachinko

A polish term for a nasty man.

Hey, look at that Pachinko pickin' his but.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Nexus

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

fuck stutter

When you are in the middle of really awesome sex, going to town like two energizer bunnies, and then BAM....for no reason your partner stops for like 5 seconds, and then starts humpin' away again. That my fellow urban dictionary friends, is a fuck stutter.

My penis was hurting so bad last night when my girl was shaggin' me that I was just praying for a quick fuck stutter.

by Jacomba March 05, 2004

vagina dentata

A happy dance performed in parts of Paraguay when a girl loses her virginity to her husband.

(((Singing))) La couca racha, La couca Racha, va-gi-na dentata,la,la,la,la,la,la,la, repeat 5 times.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004