clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

jurbala

The name of the naked woman on this months copy of national geographic.

I wonder how Jurbala gives blow jobs with that plate in her lip??

by Jacomba March 02, 2004

dangler

When you go poopies and theres that one piece left hangin'on.

I wanted to wipe, but I had to scooch my butt around cuz I had a dangler.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Socko

Brother to sock puppets Rocko, and Jocko,he is the quitest of the three.

I wish Socko would talk to Jocko and Rocko, I wonder if he needs therapy?

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Pachinko

A polish term for a nasty man.

Hey, look at that Pachinko pickin' his but.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

ta shit

When you scored Big! Like receiving a good bag of hash, or finding a diamond ring.

Me and Willie was just walking down the street when we found a wallet with lots of loot, man thats ta shit!

by Jacomba March 02, 2004