Jacomba's definitions

fuck stutter

When you are in the middle of really awesome sex, going to town like two energizer bunnies, and then BAM....for no reason your partner stops for like 5 seconds, and then starts humpin' away again. That my fellow urban dictionary friends, is a fuck stutter.

My penis was hurting so bad last night when my girl was shaggin' me that I was just praying for a quick fuck stutter.

by Jacomba March 5, 2004

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

ta shit

When you scored Big! Like receiving a good bag of hash, or finding a diamond ring.

Me and Willie was just walking down the street when we found a wallet with lots of loot, man thats ta shit!

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

Pachinko

A polish term for a nasty man.

Hey, look at that Pachinko pickin' his but.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

BS

bacon strip

While mom washing washing my drawers she commented on the long BS in them. I told her I forgot to wipe.

by Jacomba March 3, 2004

jurbala

The name of the naked woman on this months copy of national geographic.

I wonder how Jurbala gives blow jobs with that plate in her lip??

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004