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Pronounced: /qwÉ’rf/

Verb
1. To nut inside of your own mouth and then gargle it
Person 1: Dude last night I tried quearfing
Person 2: Bro that shit is gas!
Quearf by landowo May 29, 2024
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Verb
1. To nut inside of your own mouth and then gargle it
Person 1: Dude last night I tried quearfing
Person 2: Bro that shit is gas!
Quearf by landowo May 29, 2024
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Gooch quarf 

When a man farts from his gooch.
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016
queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.
cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.

christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
quarf by aimmepussyslayer March 8, 2023

Queerfectionist

A gay personality trait characterized by a gay striving for flawlessness and setting excessively high fashion standards in others, accompanied by overly critical evaluations of others.
Gurl you nott wearing that round D'Fwan?! You know he's a queerfectionist...
Queerfectionist by PeeKubed March 31, 2013
n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.
All right, who queafed??
queaf by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001
Similar to a queef but done from the anus of a gay guy right after the dick has been pulled out of his butt. Air gets trapped in his rectum after he's been slammed by another dude.
Dude, can you please not queerf right after I pull out? The smell is kind of a turnoff.
queerf by QueerBaitME October 29, 2009
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