Quartepoly

Contrary to popular believe that we live in a 2 party system (aka Duopoly), we’re in a 4 party system of control in the United States comprised of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians and Green Party. Republicans are the bat shit crazy people that use any means necessary to win that people are terrified while the Democrats are purposefully inept while fighting them. Democrats first order of business is to make sure any real opposition are never nominated by the party through rigging and Election Fraud. Then disenfranchised voters try to find a viable alternative through Libertarians/Greens because both are antiwar & big on personal freedoms but differ drastically in economics. The problem is that both of them are purposely inept as well due to the Koch Brothers funding Libertarians while they and the Greens make sure no real opposition with enough name recognition is nominated. Libertarians/Greens also have circuses of conventions making people not see them as serious.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: We need to end the 2 party dictatorship

Disenfranchised Voter #2: And how are the Libertarians/Greens any better? We really need to abolish the Quartepoly.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: Huh 🤨

Disenfranchised Voter #2: Let me explain....

**4 Hours Later**

Disenfranchised Voter #1: I get it now! All political parties need to go away, George Washington was right, shame we didn’t listen to him.

by mburg33 September 9, 2020

GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

25% or 1/4 of an erection; half a "semi".

She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)

He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

by LyleStyle July 11, 2010

Quarterly Monogamist

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.

Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"

by Squammie December 14, 2011

A & F Quarterly

A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.

I am going to be reading the next A & F Quarterly

by flumberparty April 8, 2008

quarterly

(n) Friends that you love to death or have had forever but that you only have dinner with/see/hang out with, about 4 times a year.

I'm having dinner with the "quarterly" group tomorrow night.

by wendy w January 15, 2011

Quarterly Circumcision

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.

Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023