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Quarterly Monogamist
Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.
Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"
Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"
Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"
Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
Quarterly Monogamist by Squammie December 14, 2011
Quarterly Circumcision
At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.
Quarterly Circumcision by anonymous December 8, 2020
Quarterly Bender
A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
Quarterly Bender by JenCn February 21, 2023
Quarterly Financial Gangbang
The Quarterly Financial Gangbang is an event that occurs four times a year typically in the months of March, June, September and December. (The exact months may change, and it can even sometimes be 6-monthly in certain places) It is the convergence of large bills hitting households that are charged quarterly such as property tax, insurance, power, water and vehicle registration at the same time.
The effect on the affected person feels like they're having a train run on them by a particularly well-endowed and highly aggressive family of silverback gorillas. This is often the root cause of if the intense rage a taxpayer feels when they see the government was giving hundreds of millions of dollars to fund projects like transgender opera in Peru.
The effect on the affected person feels like they're having a train run on them by a particularly well-endowed and highly aggressive family of silverback gorillas. This is often the root cause of if the intense rage a taxpayer feels when they see the government was giving hundreds of millions of dollars to fund projects like transgender opera in Peru.
Hey Mike I'd love to have a beer with you after work but I'm right in the middle of the Quarterly Financial Gangbang so I can't afford it and have been living on unseasoned white rice for the last couple of weeks just to keep a roof over my head.
Quarterly Financial Gangbang by TheSpazFromRainman July 28, 2026
GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)
He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) by LyleStyle July 11, 2010
A & F Quarterly
A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.
A & F Quarterly by flumberparty April 8, 2008
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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