quarterly 

(n) Friends that you love to death or have had forever but that you only have dinner with/see/hang out with, about 4 times a year.

I'm having dinner with the "quarterly" group tomorrow night.

quarterly by wendy w January 15, 2011

Quarterly Monogamist 

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.

Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"

Quarterly Monogamist by Squammie December 14, 2011

Quarterly Circumcision 

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.

Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?

Quarterly Circumcision by anonymous December 8, 2020

Quarterly Bender 

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

Quarterly Bender by JenCn February 21, 2023

Quarterly Financial Gangbang

The Quarterly Financial Gangbang is an event that occurs four times a year typically in the months of March, June, September and December. (The exact months may change, and it can even sometimes be 6-monthly in certain places) It is the convergence of large bills hitting households that are charged quarterly such as property tax, insurance, power, water and vehicle registration at the same time.

The effect on the affected person feels like they're having a train run on them by a particularly well-endowed and highly aggressive family of silverback gorillas. This is often the root cause of if the intense rage a taxpayer feels when they see the government was giving hundreds of millions of dollars to fund projects like transgender opera in Peru.

Hey Mike I'd love to have a beer with you after work but I'm right in the middle of the Quarterly Financial Gangbang so I can't afford it and have been living on unseasoned white rice for the last couple of weeks just to keep a roof over my head.

Quarterly Financial Gangbang by TheSpazFromRainman July 28, 2026

GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) 

25% or 1/4 of an erection; half a "semi".

She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)

He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) by LyleStyle July 11, 2010

A & F Quarterly 

A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.

I am going to be reading the next A & F Quarterly

A & F Quarterly by flumberparty April 8, 2008