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Quarterly Monogamist 

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.
Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
Quarterly Monogamist by Squammie December 14, 2011

Quarterly Circumcision 

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.
Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?

Quarterly Bender 

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
Tis time for the Quarterly Bender
Quarterly Bender by JenCn February 21, 2023

GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) 

25% or 1/4 of an erection; half a "semi".
She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)

He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

A & F Quarterly 

A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.
I am going to be reading the next A & F Quarterly

quarter cup 

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.
The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.
quarter cup by Q-Cup November 30, 2013