Quarnk
Dude I'm so Quarnked for my Anthro test.
Person 1: I'm quarnking so HARD right now
Person 2: okay rod.
Person 1: I'm quarnking so HARD right now
Person 2: okay rod.
Quarnk by Skull_AnaLyzer123 May 20, 2022
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quark
a quark is a fundemental constituant of matter
Observed in 1968 through deep elastic scatter
We found that protons aren't as simple as we thought
We thought they were solid particles but they are not
Protons in fact are made up of three separate pieces
It just gets more confusing as our knowledge increases
But that is what a quark is; It's a piece of a proton
And they also make up other things including the neutron
And with leptons and bosons, unless something's amiss,
They make up everything that we can see and that we know exists
Things made up of quarks including protons and neutrons
Are composite particles that physicists call hadrons
Many types of hadrons are theoretically described,
But most exist for only very brief amounts of time
Quarks have electric charge, color charge, mass and spin,
And having color charge means they exist solely inside of
Other kinds of particles and cannot exist alone
Which is why quarks have never been studied on their own
Quarks can join together in two different ways,
Baryons and Mesons, but most instantly decay
If a particle has three quarks, then it's a baryon,
And if there's one quark and and anti-quark, then it is a meson
Observed in 1968 through deep elastic scatter
We found that protons aren't as simple as we thought
We thought they were solid particles but they are not
Protons in fact are made up of three separate pieces
It just gets more confusing as our knowledge increases
But that is what a quark is; It's a piece of a proton
And they also make up other things including the neutron
And with leptons and bosons, unless something's amiss,
They make up everything that we can see and that we know exists
Things made up of quarks including protons and neutrons
Are composite particles that physicists call hadrons
Many types of hadrons are theoretically described,
But most exist for only very brief amounts of time
Quarks have electric charge, color charge, mass and spin,
And having color charge means they exist solely inside of
Other kinds of particles and cannot exist alone
Which is why quarks have never been studied on their own
Quarks can join together in two different ways,
Baryons and Mesons, but most instantly decay
If a particle has three quarks, then it's a baryon,
And if there's one quark and and anti-quark, then it is a meson
Man did you hear that Hank Green song about quarks?
Strange Charm? Yeah! It totally got me into atoms and stuff!
Strange Charm? Yeah! It totally got me into atoms and stuff!
quark by ♥Nerdfighter♥ August 29, 2011
quarny
An intense state of horniness due to being stuck alone, or with someone you don’t want to sleep with, in quarantine.
quarny by Pickletickle April 2, 2020
QuaranKing
A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.
“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”
QuaranKing by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020
quartknee
quartknee by Laser Johnson November 24, 2010
quark
The mysterious quark is one of the two basic constituents of matter that make up protons and neutrons, with there being exactly three quarks within each kind of particle.
It is often stated that the word was originally coined by Murray Gell-Mann who found it in James Joyce's book Finnegans Wake. However, Joyce himself had probably found the word in a German dictionary.
It is often stated that the word was originally coined by Murray Gell-Mann who found it in James Joyce's book Finnegans Wake. However, Joyce himself had probably found the word in a German dictionary.
"Three quarks for Muster Mark!
Sure he has not got much of a bark
And sure any he has it's all beside the mark"
(James Augustine Aloysius Joyce)
"Getretener Quark wird breit, nicht stark"
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
Sure he has not got much of a bark
And sure any he has it's all beside the mark"
(James Augustine Aloysius Joyce)
"Getretener Quark wird breit, nicht stark"
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
quark by Clittary Hilton November 26, 2007
quarkblock
1. To prevent a friend (male or female) or associate from attending a physics symposium.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a friend or associate from going to a physics symposium.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a friend or associate from going to a physics symposium.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally quarkblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's headed toward the door with some notes on particle physics and our Halo scrim is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a quarkblock.
2. OK, Isaac's headed toward the door with some notes on particle physics and our Halo scrim is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a quarkblock.
quarkblock by marblewonder January 29, 2009
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