A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.
“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”
by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020
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