Quarnky

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Adj - to describe a person who has become unusually cranky due to being Quarantined.

Also see slang - The QC

I just talked to Karen, she’s extremely Quarnky today. I’m like Karen, it’s only been 2 weeks. She said it feels like 2 months, and she’s ready to lock her kids in the basement. I advised against it.

Karen’s got a case of The QC!

Quarnky by CHRENN April 8, 2020

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quarny

An intense state of horniness due to being stuck alone, or with someone you don’t want to sleep with, in quarantine.

I’ve been stuck on lockdown for two weeks and feelin’ super quarny!

quarny by Pickletickle April 2, 2020

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Quanky

Another word for clunky. So when things are a little bulky or weird shaped.

Person 1: Hey do you like the cake i just made?

Person 2: I'm not sure. It's a little Quanky

Quanky by Stupid.idiot666 April 23, 2021

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Quarky

Dorky in an adorable way. Cheezy but cute at the same time.

Girl: Felt great today! :D
Guy: I'm sure you looked it too ;)
Girl: Awh, you're so quarky!

Quarky by TheKirbstomp July 3, 2011

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Quarnk

To profusely mess up in something and know you're screwed

Dude I'm so Quarnked for my Anthro test.

Person 1: I'm quarnking so HARD right now
Person 2: okay rod.

Quarnk by Skull_AnaLyzer123 May 20, 2022

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quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

quarky by Vertigo January 14, 2003

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Quarky

When your emotions are a mix of depression and sadness, and giddiness and love.

Ew, this is weird. I feel, like, totally depressed, but all happy and loved and giddy at the same time. I feel so quarky right now!

Quarky by Pandana April 15, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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