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Quanker

someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.
such a quanker
by quanker hater November 5, 2010
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Quanker

A man (or woman) Who wanks over the Quaker oats man
eww Jacob is such a Quanker.
by chuffy ;) October 12, 2009
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Quanker

Comes from the two words; Wanker, and Quaker.

Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker.

See www.Quanker.tk for less details.
Bloody Quanker!
Ha, look at the Quanker!
by www.quanker.tk December 23, 2004
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Quanker

The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"
You're an absolute quanker!
by Lawson_is_fish June 14, 2024
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Quanker Sore

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.
Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"
by Little Willis March 20, 2009
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dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise
I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker
by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010
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Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
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