The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"

You're an absolute quanker!

Quanker by Lawson_is_fish June 14, 2024

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Quanker Sore

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.

Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"

Quanker Sore by Little Willis March 20, 2009

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dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise

I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

dirty quacker by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010

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Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

Quaker breakfast by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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