Quanker
someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.
such a quanker
Quanker by quanker hater November 5, 2010
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Quanker
Comes from the two words; Wanker, and Quaker.
Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker.
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Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker.
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Quanker by www.quanker.tk December 23, 2004
Quanker
The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"
Quanker by Lawson_is_fish June 14, 2024
Quanker Sore
Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.
Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"
Quanker Sore by Little Willis March 20, 2009
dirty quacker
dirty quacker by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010
Quaker breakfast
Quaker breakfast by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
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