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someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.
such a quanker
Quanker by quanker hater November 5, 2010
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A man (or woman) Who wanks over the Quaker oats man
eww Jacob is such a Quanker.
Quanker by chuffy ;) October 12, 2009
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Comes from the two words; Wanker, and Quaker.

Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker.

See www.Quanker.tk for less details.
Bloody Quanker!
Ha, look at the Quanker!
Quanker by www.quanker.tk December 23, 2004
The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"
You're an absolute quanker!
Quanker by Lawson_is_fish June 14, 2024

Quanker Sore 

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.
Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"
Quanker Sore by Little Willis March 20, 2009

dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise
I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

Quaker breakfast 

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
Quaker breakfast by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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