Quanker

someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.

such a quanker

by quanker hater November 4, 2010

Quanker

A man (or woman) Who wanks over the Quaker oats man

eww Jacob is such a Quanker.

by chuffy ;) October 12, 2009

Quanker

Comes from the two words; Wanker, and Quaker.

Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker.

See www.Quanker.tk for less details.

Bloody Quanker!
Ha, look at the Quanker!

by www.quanker.tk December 23, 2004

Quankers

When somebody goes bonkers because of coronavirus quarantine

Mate he’s been in quarantine so long he’s gone quankers

by Therealtalker4545 April 2, 2020

Quanker Sore

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.

Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"

by Little Willis March 20, 2009