Quantifuck

The daily task of quantifying on ponzi sites

You have to Quantifuck everyday quickly before the site quantifucks you up the ass and quantifucks off

by Mulletttttt December 5, 2023

Theory of HR Quantification

Theory of HR Quantification is a revolutionary concept in managerial science which states that Human Resource Management can be operated in numerical terms and when done that it will bring sustained competitive advantage. It has established a relationship between sales and quantitative HRM in a manner never done before.

Jim: Are you aware of any new theory which has changed the world but I am not aware of it?
Michelle: mmmm, Theory of HR Quantification?
Jim: Whoo, Sounds huge.
Michelle: Yup, It has brought a turbulence in managerial science

by Universe213 May 5, 2020

Quadrifucked

The expression of being hella screwed.

you: HOLY HELL HOW DID WE GET HERE??

ME: No clue but if we dont get out we'll be quadrifucked!


not double fucked, not triple fucked but QUADRIFUCKED

by Rachiez726570 January 25, 2009

quantifica

an ambundance of male genitals in a small area with no females in sight

when rumors spread of a quantifica in town, we booked the earliest flight to another country.

by MasterBlaster321 July 20, 2010

quantick

A person who gets a lot of girls but sometimes sleeps with his sister

You ate such a quantick

by Swagshade March 4, 2017

Qualifucked

The act of being good and knowledgeable at your job so that management won't let you transition to a new or higher position.

Joe has become so skilled at his work that he is now qualifucked and will be there until the end of time.

by Brokenpriest June 16, 2020

qualifuckingfied

It's just qualified, with some extra steps.

HOLY SHIT, DUDE. I AM QUALIFUCKINGFIED IN THAT SHIT!

by itzbizzz September 21, 2020