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A man of slightly above average height and of pakistani origin who is not very good at defending on FIFA but has a very cute cat, a man who kicks cars and eats fatayers.
You're such a quacksonk, this is why nobody likes you
Quacksonk by kang123 October 18, 2022
Words you can keep

Quackson 

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.
Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: “I love a good quackson!”
Quackson by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018

quackson 

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons
tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson 😂😂
quackson by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Quackson 

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.
She ate a quackson for lunch today.”
Quackson by Life.sucks.no.question. February 9, 2019

quackson 

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent
A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland 🙄
The meme of 2017 for Hollanders EVERYWHERE. Tom Holland can’t say croissant so his fans made fun of him for a whole year.. but with love.
Person: Why can’t tom Holland say croissant?! It’s such a easy word!
Hollander: Well hes so English that he can’t say croissant right so it comes out as quakson... but he’s still sexy when he says it.
Quakson by Hollander1234 November 21, 2018

Quacksing 

To quacks, Being in a state of chatting lots of shit usually because you are very high.

Can also be used to describe yourself as being in a state of disillusion because you have had too much weed
You: Emile heskey is the greatest footballer on earth
Mate: what shit are you chatting mate, how high are you?
You: Mate I'm Quacksing!!!!
Quacksing by Sir quacksalot June 3, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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