quacksent 

how the stupid bitch of Tom Holland says "croissant"

i ate a quacksent yum

pass me that quacksent mate

quacksent by Elapid August 19, 2019

Quackson 

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.

Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: “I love a good quackson!”

Quackson by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018

quackson 

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons

tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson 😂😂

quackson by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Jeff Quackenbush 

Jeffrey Gerald "Jeff" Quackenbush (born July 7, 1953), is an American film and television stunt performer and stunt coordinator. He has worked in films such as Convoy (1978), Foul Play (1978), Delta Fox (1979), Airplane! (1980), The Cannonball Run (1981), First Blood (1982), Friday the 13th III (1982), The Star Chamber (1983), Commando (1985), Cobra (1986) and many more. As a stunt performer, Jeff Quackenbush has worked in over 600 TV projects, commercials, and feature films to his name. Jeff Quackenbush graduated from Mt. Lebanon High School in 1972. Jeff is married to his wife, Trisha whom he had two children together 💖💜💜✨💯💯

Pamela: "Who's that guy standing right next to the Dawn... Who's That!?"
Tommy: "That's the Hollywood Stuntman Jeff Quackenbush".
Pamela: "Wait. Jeff Quackenbush?"
Tommy: "Yup! That's Hollywood stuntman Jeff Quackenbush, when he got into the movie business he was trained by stuntman Hal Needham in 1975, and Jeffrey has worked as an extra in Gator (1976)".
Pamela: "Ohhhh... I wanna be a stuntwoman too!"

Jeff Quackenbush by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons June 16, 2020

Quackson 

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.

“She ate a quackson for lunch today.”

Quackson by Life.sucks.no.question. February 9, 2019

quackson 

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent

A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland 🙄

quackson by this is for Rachel you big fat January 11, 2020

Quackspertise 

Charlatan with falsely claimed skill or knowledge in a particular area.
Not really an expert, but a quack.

Quackspert (noun).

"State judges have the tools to ban junk science and quackspertise. It's time for them to follow the federal lead and start using them."

-David Bernstein, teaches at George Mason University School of Law and is the co-author of "The New Wigmore: Expert Evidence" (Aspen, 2003).

Quackspertise by MM_IV March 11, 2021