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quacktisom 

quacktisom is my favorite mutual. they are very funny and cool.
someone: who is quacktisom?
me: one of the coolest quackity fanpages ever!!
quacktisom by taressaisswag December 29, 2021

quahatis 

The embodiment of anything and everything. It also can take form as a two dimensional beast that smites all who oppose it.
The man rushed out of the burning house only to be torn apart by the powerful hidden razor fangs of the quahatis.
quahatis by UwcE March 15, 2010
When tightening a nut a bolt to the point in which you pee your pants a little bit from the strain.
The flange kept leaking, so I went over there and put the quahitis on it. Then it stopped leaking!

quadratise

1) to make a function involving terms expressible with Taylor series into a funtion of second order
2)cockney mathematical rhyming slang for 'telling lies'
Bruce: quadratise that Lagrangian,
Gertrude: ok, I shall express it in terms of second order functions only
quadratise by Bruce Bruce July 24, 2007
"that goal was sheer qualitism"
qualitism by Dane Feechan May 28, 2005

quasitistic 

1. to be easy in bed.
that was a quasitistic bitch that i just fucked.
quasitistic by LoKi SeTo November 24, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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