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A retard that is one SUR (Standard Unit of Retardation) worse than a Ptard.
Man, Andrew is such a Qtard, much worse than that Ptard over there.
Qtard by Zhao April 19, 2007
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Quardible 

Something or someone that you find so obnoxious that they make you want to eat 10 turkeys and gallop around the house on Thanksgiving. Also when you find yourself in a pickle being hit by a comet.
That girl just made me quardible. I'm literally in such a quardible right now.
Quardible by bubbles November 26, 2020
Suffering from severe boredom during a quarantine.
I am experiencing such quardom right now during this Covid pandemic.
Quardom by WordSmith2020 April 10, 2020
A tall mixed guy who is super annoying but only has friends bc people feel bad for him
He is such a Quardell

Quardale 

Quardale is a Very handsome and attractive, chill and laid back type , he is not to fond of big crowds and stays low-key. He can be very caring and nice. He is a giver and a Gentle man at heart but lets nobody run over him. He is overly confident and cocky at times but not the type of guy to backdown in an challange. He is fun to be around and knows how to keep a smile on your face.
I need a Quardale in my life
Quardale by MaterialGworllllll December 10, 2021
A person that believes the total bullshit that the Q Cult puts out. Like Lizard People are walking among us, Children are being drained of blood while frightened and Democrats drink that blood along with Oprah Winfrey. They also believe Trump won the 2020 election which he didn't. They just believe fictional conspiracy theories as if they were real.
Look at that moron shouting nonsense. For sure a Q-Tard
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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