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qualified immunity
A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights
A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.
qualified immunity by Just_sayin' May 30, 2021
neighbor qualified
neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015
Three Hole Qualified
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
Three Hole Qualified by Pool Guy December 15, 2008
YouTube Qualified
Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)
Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified
YouTube Qualified by S I M E February 28, 2020
Fully Qualified Fetus
An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.
"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."
Fully Qualified Fetus by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006
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