Muslim rock and roll band similar to a christian rockgroup. However instead of singing about god and jesus, they sing about Mohammed and Allah. A play on words of the band "Duran Duran"
Jerry: "Yea I was getting out of the Mosque yesterday and I decided to pump some Quaran Quaran"
Steve: "Oh yea? What's your favorite song?"
Jerry: "Hungrylike Allah. that song rocks"
A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus
Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.