Definitions by Glowrae
Quaran-tine
A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus
Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.
Quaran-tine by Glowrae March 22, 2020