Muslim rock and roll band similar to a christian rock group. However instead of singing about god and jesus, they sing about Mohammed and Allah. A play on words of the band "Duran Duran"
Jerry: "Yea I was getting out of the Mosque yesterday and I decided to pump some Quaran Quaran"
Steve: "Oh yea? What's your favorite song?"
Jerry: "Hungry like Allah. that song rocks"
Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.