Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

Quaran-time

The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.

"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."

by KayYo21 March 20, 2020

Vitamin O

Vitamin orgasm. It is the ultimate immune booster and is clinically proven to help keep you healthy and happy. Can be taken alone or combined with others.

"I think I'm getting a cold."
"Have you been taking your Vitamin O?"
"Just sporadically."
"Girl, it only works if you take it regularly."

by KayYo21 March 21, 2020