qauff
When its a really hot day and ur balls stick to your leg, causing a little air bubble to get trapped in between the lag and the ballsack, causing a farting sound
qauff by Figger_Naggot May 30, 2017
Qwaffle
The qwaffle can be made of any flavor cake batter (i.e. devil's food, white, funfetti, etc.) and covered with frosting.
Qwaffle by Northern Michigan Univ Student June 16, 2011
qaffy
Dana is such a qaffy. She watches Queer as Folk like, every time it airs and then calls me about it.
qaffy by Cooper Gold April 13, 2008
Qwaffet
A person who likes to have sex but does not experience it as something intimate. They do not understand the concept of sex with intimacy, when they have sex, it’s just sex without an emotional connection. They can have an emotional connection to the person they are having sex with, but does not see sex as something that would define a part as the relationship. They simply do not understand what sex has to do in a relationship, they do not define sex as something intimate.
“What do you mean she’s a Qwaffet? The hell is that?”
“It means she doesn’t see sex as something intimate.”
“What? Isn’t that asexual?”
“She 100% likes sex, but she wouldn’t define it as something intimate. To her sex is just a form of pleasure, nothing more.”
“I still don’t get it”
“Me neither, mate”
“It means she doesn’t see sex as something intimate.”
“What? Isn’t that asexual?”
“She 100% likes sex, but she wouldn’t define it as something intimate. To her sex is just a form of pleasure, nothing more.”
“I still don’t get it”
“Me neither, mate”
Qwaffet by Oi mate, I’m out of peanuts :( July 28, 2018
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
hobo loko
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026