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A name to describe a man with a very large penis

A man with a big penis
“Damn, he must be qaffr.”
qaffr by Qaf man November 20, 2022
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qaffy • Quaffy • qaffeine • QAFFING • qaffr • qafiya
A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.
"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"
Quaffy by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023
Aggressive on the outside but Kind loving and wonderful personality on the inside

If your girlfriend is called Qafiya don’t get on her bad side because she can turn like nothing else give her kisses and love
qafiya is the best
qafiya by Jdhdbdue sb October 31, 2019
Means “what?” Or “Huh?” Showing a state of confusion.
Kara says: “Bob got ran over by a car.”

Steve: “Um... Quaffy?”
Quaffy by kgirl123457 March 26, 2019
pronounced (calf-ing), and, when used as a verb, spelled "qaff" this is the word used to express that one is participating in, will be participating in, or has done so in the near past, watching one of the most sexually erotic shows, Queer As Folk. Do not worry! When "qaffing", it is completely normal to QUAF while doing so, and, it is also completely normal to be arroused to an extent not yet known to mankind--it has been accomplished before.
Brooke- Hey Jessica, are you ready for our QAFFING fest tonight?
Jessica- Brooke, when am i ever NOT ready for a QAFFING fest?
QAFFING by brookalicoiusssss March 21, 2007

qaffeine 

A New Age Cafe Experience that celebrates all things Coffee ! Possibly the best place for you to get your daily dose of Coffee. Has a fantastic menu and is perhaps one of the few places for Single Origin, Well Grounded Coffee.

Everyone who goes to Qaffeine enjoys a good cup of coffee and never forgets it.
Damn, I wish Qaffeine was stone throw's distance from my house, i miss a good cup of Coffee
qaffeine by MrThesaurus November 24, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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