Pwuid

Pwuid
- Generally a male with a small penis who has desires of sleeping with attractive women knowing full well he cannot please them.
- Often apologetic.
-Lots of UK Pwuids

Verb - To 'Pwuid' or 'Pwuidding'
Not only can you be referred to as a Pwuid but you can also carry the act of doing a Pwuid or have 'Pwuidding' behaviour.
E.g
Look at that boy with the red bit on his cock always 'Pwuidding' about in the rugby showers.

The Pwuid sat naked with his shrivelled up penis and looked onwards whilst his girlfriend was gangbanged by the cast of 'Blacked Raw'. The Pwuid apologised profusely during the whole encounter .

by Danny D 123 May 4, 2020

Cranium Pwnidge

Pwnidge of the upmost cranium

Oh You n00b, im gonna so give you cranium pwnidge oh hells yeah

by Pigion Man April 1, 2009

puidda

Puidda was a kid i met on roblox who bullied and made fun of me for being part of the lgbtq+ community and it genuinely still affects me till this day

Puidda said this to me“Damn bro u switchin genders like i be switchin servers cuh”

by Blackbeauty445 February 26, 2023

Pwidth

The width of the vagina.

Dude, what's your pwidth?

by The Sexual Wizard May 4, 2011

pwiddle

Someone who may have peed themselves

Look at him, he looks like he's pwiddled his pants.

by bexthesurfer October 25, 2007

Pwuif

When you quif (Fart out of your vagina), but at the same time you pee a little; Very similar to a "shart"

"Omg becky I was running today, and I pwuifed! It made such a mess"

by Dingleberry1111 March 5, 2011

puido

A guy pretending to be a guido but in reality a poser. He usually weres shades and spikes his hair and has a fake spray on tan. He may look like a guido but hes a poser.

Deborah: Ahhhg look at that douche with that gelled spiked hair. What a poser.

Makenzie: Ya hes a total Puido

by Dwow January 28, 2010