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A guy pretending to be a guido but in reality a poser. He usually weres shades and spikes his hair and has a fake spray on tan. He may look like a guido but hes a poser.
Deborah: Ahhhg look at that douche with that gelled spiked hair. What a poser.

Makenzie: Ya hes a total Puido
puido by Dwow January 28, 2010
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pupdogtfo 

Power Up, Power Down, or Get the Fuck Out.

A challenge issued from one party to another. Similar to a "Double Dog Dare", the receiving party must, through force of will, "Power" Up or Down. If the receiving party does not PU or PD, then he must GTFO.
Hey carpet muncher, you have 17 Keystones left to drink, PUPDOGTFO!
pupdogtfo by LaMesa May 6, 2009
Related Words
puidoke puido pidor pudo pidot PAIDophile pidol PUDOKS puipo pundox

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013
A person in the media that considers themselves qualified to opine on the merits of anything but particularly politics. Usually this person is a lawyer that's tired of lawyering but can be from any profession. This person's opinion is usually followed by a "face palm" moment or a simple DOH! yet they assume their opinion is worth more than others.
Ron Christie is frequently seen on TV offering his political opinion because he worked for President Bush. Mr. Christie is a lawyer and pundolt.
pundolt by chibacat November 23, 2010

Pidogamoun 

Pidogamoun

(p-dog-ah-mouhh nn)

It’s a pig dog ugly female that after you have fornicated with your ashamed to tell your friends
Example: I saw a pidogamoun leaving Benny’s on Sunday morning,

Or

Me - hey bro did you end up leaving with that minga from liquids nightclub last night ”

Benny- yeah bro but don’t tell anyone she was fully a pidogamoun”
Pidogamoun by Lochie March 4, 2022
Russian slang word for the gay, very offensive.
Often used as common insult towards to non-homosexual men.
Poshel ti nahuy, pidor!
(Fuck you, motherfucker!)
pidor by awaken77 March 21, 2009
'Pulled Directly Out of My Ass' - So called thoughtful analysis using a very vital part of one's anatomy. Performed routinely by one and all.
When that guy told me tat 83.5% of all people have homosexual tendencies. It sounded like total pudoma. Where did he get that from?
Pudoma by socrateaze May 10, 2016
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