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When a dedicated Taylor Swift fan “Swiftie” passes gas
Damn, I just pwifted again while listening to my favorite Taylor Swift song, Delicate.
Pwift by PerplexisCat June 19, 2023
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Person Whom I Fuck
They're not special enough to be my boyfriend/girlfriend but we're more than just friends. They're my PWIF.
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 9, 2018
Person Whom I Fuck
I think that to be loved secondly is unfairly regarded by society as an inconsolable tragedy especially if it's by a lover or a pwif.
I am loved secondly by parents, by friends, by teachers.
To be loved as a second doesn't spark fierce jealousy.

Why should lovers be any different?
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 8, 2018
Pwuid
- Generally a male with a small penis who has desires of sleeping with attractive women knowing full well he cannot please them.
- Often apologetic.
-Lots of UK Pwuids

Verb - To 'Pwuid' or 'Pwuidding'
Not only can you be referred to as a Pwuid but you can also carry the act of doing a Pwuid or have 'Pwuidding' behaviour.
E.g
Look at that boy with the red bit on his cock always 'Pwuidding' about in the rugby showers.
The Pwuid sat naked with his shrivelled up penis and looked onwards whilst his girlfriend was gangbanged by the cast of 'Blacked Raw'. The Pwuid apologised profusely during the whole encounter .
Pwuid by Danny D 123 May 4, 2020
Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.
Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.
Pwiffer by CR24 August 4, 2009
it is a cock fart, the farting of the cock
the native boy from cheam was chillin on a chair when *peuif*
Peuif by Jams69 May 1, 2008