Pwuif
When you quif (Fart out of your vagina), but at the same time you pee a little; Very similar to a "shart"
Pwuif by Dingleberry1111 March 5, 2011
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Pwift
Pwift by PerplexisCat June 19, 2023
PWIF
They're not special enough to be my boyfriend/girlfriend but we're more than just friends. They're my PWIF.
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 9, 2018
PWIF
I think that to be loved secondly is unfairly regarded by society as an inconsolable tragedy especially if it's by a lover or a pwif.
I am loved secondly by parents, by friends, by teachers.
To be loved as a second doesn't spark fierce jealousy.
Why should lovers be any different?
I am loved secondly by parents, by friends, by teachers.
To be loved as a second doesn't spark fierce jealousy.
Why should lovers be any different?
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 8, 2018
Pwuid
Pwuid
- Generally a male with a small penis who has desires of sleeping with attractive women knowing full well he cannot please them.
- Often apologetic.
-Lots of UK Pwuids
Verb - To 'Pwuid' or 'Pwuidding'
Not only can you be referred to as a Pwuid but you can also carry the act of doing a Pwuid or have 'Pwuidding' behaviour.
E.g
Look at that boy with the red bit on his cock always 'Pwuidding' about in the rugby showers.
- Generally a male with a small penis who has desires of sleeping with attractive women knowing full well he cannot please them.
- Often apologetic.
-Lots of UK Pwuids
Verb - To 'Pwuid' or 'Pwuidding'
Not only can you be referred to as a Pwuid but you can also carry the act of doing a Pwuid or have 'Pwuidding' behaviour.
E.g
Look at that boy with the red bit on his cock always 'Pwuidding' about in the rugby showers.
The Pwuid sat naked with his shrivelled up penis and looked onwards whilst his girlfriend was gangbanged by the cast of 'Blacked Raw'. The Pwuid apologised profusely during the whole encounter .
Pwuid by Danny D 123 May 4, 2020
Pwiffer
Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.
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