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PROHAMMER 

Baseball player who can hit for average and power using only natural talent and physical ability.
Kid: "Dude...Snider just hit for the cycle; he must be on somethin."

Other Kid: "Nah...the guy's PROHAMMER and that's it.
PROHAMMER by swingpath March 3, 2010

Peenhammer 

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer
Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night
Peenhammer by Rah300 March 22, 2020

Poonhammer 

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;
Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked
Poonhammer by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer 

Noun: A man's genitalia that resembles that off a hammer,that is employed by it's user as a weapon to assault vaginas (in a consenting manner).

1. The God and intellectual leader of scout.com/USC - public message board.
When he brought out the poonhammer Stacy knew she was in for a vaginal beating.

Poonhammer just owned Keen and Lono.
Poonhammer by JA Lau December 14, 2008

PROHAMMER 

one who is with the --; revolution. (Hammer Revolution)

The opposite of PROHAMMER is ANTIHAMMER.

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kid: whoever did that is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
cooler kid: dude, swearing is for those who don't know how to use language well. try "PROHAMMER"
kid: whoever did that is PROHAMMER
cooler kid: fuck yea
PROHAMMER by titofan(PROHAMMER) August 8, 2005

nutella pinhammer 

The act of shitting in your hand and using it a lubrication for masturbation.
Howard was turned down by the fat chick at the bar so decided to use the nutella pinhammer.