Peenhammer

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer

Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night

by Rah300 March 22, 2020

Pwnhammer

Pwnhammer is used in games to express how powerful youre weapon is. Used in WoW

Player1: Did you get that new Epic 2h mace yet?
Player2: Yeh its just like Pwnhammer
Player1: Sweet

by WazzBazz December 15, 2008

Paul-Peen Hammer

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.

Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.

by BB's Mom January 6, 2023

Poonhammer

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;

“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “

by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer

Noun: A man's genitalia that resembles that off a hammer,that is employed by it's user as a weapon to assault vaginas (in a consenting manner).

1. The God and intellectual leader of scout.com/USC - public message board.

When he brought out the poonhammer Stacy knew she was in for a vaginal beating.

Poonhammer just owned Keen and Lono.

by JA Lau December 14, 2008

nutella pinhammer

The act of shitting in your hand and using it a lubrication for masturbation.

Howard was turned down by the fat chick at the bar so decided to use the nutella pinhammer.

by Schudenbacher July 25, 2017

Poonhammer

Someone who thinks they are gods gift to women, talk that big game, then end up sleeping with an Uber driver with a stanky vagina.

Yeah that guy said he’s a regular pump, but look at him, you know he’s a poonhammer.

by Outer space cowboy February 23, 2021