Pweak

1. When you need a word to mean something inappropriate , but you're in front of your conservative parents.

2. Just means what it sounds like.

1. I pweaked my pants.
2. Jessica doesn't want to pweak today.
3. Everybody needs to get their pweak on every once in a while.

Pweak by Derpy Leaf Horse March 18, 2019

Pleaker 

someone that is really easy to mess with

"I cant believe that toner thought we were serious.. He is such a pleaker!"

Pleaker by Atay October 16, 2008

Peaks100 

A menacing, 5’4, black air force wearing, food critic that has beef with anything.

He started off as an unknown rapper and eventually moved to TikTok. He gained his popularity from his black-air-force energy TikTok’s and challenges that he always fails. Such as the Sprite Challenge.

His comment section is flooded with the nerd “🤓” emoji and has only grown from there.

Even after he got a kidney stone from all the bad foods he consumes, he still continues to drink Starbucks every morning. He’s truly a Villain.

Guy1: “Yo you know that guy Peaks100 on TikTok?”
Guy2: “You mean that short ankle biter gremlin that eats fried food all day?”

Peaks100 by brogotbeefwith August 22, 2022

Peak Meeting 

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

Peak Meeting by 11237 January 15, 2012

Peak bagging 

Peak baggers have a mild obsession with collecting as many summit victories over significant named peaks as possible. They'll hike often and quickly usually sacrificing comfort for time saved.

Frank: Hey Bob, Let's do this loop trail and we can bag 6 peaks on one hike!
Bob: It's 20 miles of trail!
Frank: We can do it!
Bob: Got to love Peak Bagging!

Peak bagging by Crom2011 August 22, 2011

pleakley 

A character from "Lilo & Stitch" who likes dressing up as a woman and names himself, Wendy.

Also a term to call someone gay.

Let's get out of here before my pleakley boyfriend catch us and take you away from me.

pleakley by Pleakley March 26, 2005

Ballmer Peak

The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.

If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.

Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.

I had three more Long Island Teas after I had already hit the Ballmer Peak, so now none of my fucking code will compile.

Ballmer Peak by cathodeRay February 4, 2008