peaknuckle

A complete wally of a person. An utter mushroom tip of a human. A total rod-end.

*An unknown guy strolls into the room. Seems a bit of a knob*

Ben : "who's this peaknuckle?"

by Trouserdog February 8, 2015

Peaknuckle

From the Dungeons and Daddies podcast, one of Paeden's favorite pastimes. To play, you hold a pea between your knuckles and punch someone as hard as you can without bursting the pea. Similar to bloody knuckles, except no blood.

Paeden: "I'm the best at peaknuckle."
Darryl: (pulls sunglasses down so nobody can see his proud dad tears) "Yes you are, son. Yes you are."

by autumnavatar September 13, 2019

peaknuckle

A two-player game somewhat resembling Ping-Pong and with an element of soccer; it involves using your knuckles (touching the ball with your fingertips is forbidden, just as using your hands is not allowed in soccer) to flick a dried pea or other small spherical object back and forth across a table.

Peaknuckle is okay for rainy days, but I find it kinda boring and stationary... I'd rather play an outdoor ball-sport like tennis, where you can really dash around and get some exercise.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017

Peaknuckle

Game where kids jump in pool to find a hidden stick.

One person hides a stick in pool. The other kids have their eyes closed. When the stick is hidden the other kids open their eyes and yell “peaknuckle” when they see the stick and jump in pool to retrieve it.

by ADTUTTLE September 3, 2023

pelvic peaknuckle

A term used by Dr. Farnsworth in Futurama, used to describe the act of sex, similar referances include 'horizontal monster mash' and 'the matress mambo. More funny than a real referance.

Yes, we played pelvic peaknuckle once.

by IMac Bunny Killer July 30, 2006

pelvic peaknuckle

this term came from an 80's movie before futurama even thought about it saying it yes its slang for sex

me and old boy/girl did the pelvic peaknuckle last night

by movie watcher March 27, 2010

peenuckle

Similar to that of Camel Toe on a female, this frequently happens to men who wear their pants hiked up too high around their waist, thus causing their package to bulge to one side of the pant leg. An occasional double-peenuckle happens when the seam splits the beans and sausage evenly to either side. Regardless of the showing, the victim immediately sustains feelings of nausea, dizziness and vomiting may inevitebly follow if a peenuckle is seen on grandpa, dad or any other close male relative.

Dangit dad, wear your pants a little lower. We're tired of seeing your peenuckle!

by Bardatello Sampsonite Duberry III February 24, 2007