Putinized 

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye

Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"

Putinized by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022

putined 

(1) Describing when a political opponent is removed through trickery or other immoral means;(2) Describing when a political opponent is removed through deadly means;(3) describing when a political opponent is removed by Vladimir Putin.

"Dude, Nancy totally Putined Charlie during the run for class president."

putined by Politigeni August 2, 2016

poutinize

Poutinize refers to the action of converting your side of French fries to a poutine.

Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.

poutinize by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014

palinized 

Being treated like a total idiot by the media for acting/sounding like a total idiot in the media.

Carrie Prejean claimed she was Palinized in her jaw-droppingly inept Larry King interview. She is absolutely right. Her political career will be missed...

palinized by The Evil Steve November 13, 2009

Palinized 

To be publicly interrogated in such a fashion that one's mental capacity is questioned by the majority post interview.

Sarah Palin was Palinized by Katie Couric.

or

Did you see Governor Blagojevich get Palinized by Barbara Walters?

Palinized by Chris Deme January 26, 2009

Poutinized Fries 

When you take a batch of fries and pootinize them with cheese and gravy to conjure poutine.

Yo Brocheese i could go for some poutinized fries right meow

Poutinized Fries by THe fuckin poutinizer November 5, 2011

Puterized 

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

Puterized by Caminojen May 20, 2011