Glass birds typically hung on a Christmas tree that you’d like to smash because they were given to you from your spouses overly controlling, or opinionated matriarch.

“I don’t want to hang those pussybirds on the tree this year.”

pussybird by Pbirdpro77 November 2, 2019

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Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

Pussy turd by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

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Pusstard

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

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pussytard

adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.

Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.

pussytard by hehnehseees February 20, 2011