Pusstard

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A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

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PussTard

One Who Is A Pussy And A Retard. So Combine The Words And You Get PussTard!

Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?

Grandma: Hell No!

Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!

Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)

Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!

PussTard by AlexBiznurkett!! June 15, 2009

Related Words

PussTard • Pisstard • passtard • pussytard • pustard • pustard chut • Pussard • Pussturd • pustarded • fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

Pusstard

A learning disabled person that is one half pussy and one half wuss.

She is a pusstard, she wouldn't go out last night because she was still hungover, what a dinges.

Pusstard by Ask-Q November 6, 2010

Pusstard

A condoment that tastes so spicy hot that you act like a mentally retarded person.

You: Why are you acting so mentally retarded?
Me: Calm down, I just had pusstard for lunch.

Pusstard by gregben February 26, 2022

pussytard

adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.

Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.

pussytard by hehnehseees February 20, 2011

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

Pisstard

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots

You damn pisstard!

Pisstard by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026