Pusstard 

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

PussTard 

One Who Is A Pussy And A Retard. So Combine The Words And You Get PussTard!

Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?

Grandma: Hell No!

Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!

Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)

Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!

PussTard by AlexBiznurkett!! June 15, 2009

Pusstard 

A learning disabled person that is one half pussy and one half wuss.

She is a pusstard, she wouldn't go out last night because she was still hungover, what a dinges.

Pusstard by Ask-Q November 6, 2010

Pusstard 

A condoment that tastes so spicy hot that you act like a mentally retarded person.

You: Why are you acting so mentally retarded?
Me: Calm down, I just had pusstard for lunch.

Pusstard by gregben February 26, 2022

pussytard

adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.

Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.

pussytard by hehnehseees February 20, 2011

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

Pisstard 

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots

You damn pisstard!

Pisstard by Anonymous March 10, 2003