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A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.
"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."
by dinktheeper November 21, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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One Who Is A Pussy And A Retard. So Combine The Words And You Get PussTard!
Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?

Grandma: Hell No!

Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!

Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)

Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!
by AlexBiznurkett!! June 15, 2009
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A learning disabled person that is one half pussy and one half wuss.
She is a pusstard, she wouldn't go out last night because she was still hungover, what a dinges.
by Ask-Q November 05, 2010
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