Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “

Puss Poke by Ab0minable May 18, 2025

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Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

Poker Pussy by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

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Pussypocket

A pocket shaped like a pussy that you insert your penis into.

Hey is that a pussypocket over there? Let me stick my cock in it!!

Pussypocket by Jain Doe February 27, 2009

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pussypoem

Absolute nonsense.

Bullshit.

A short or a long set of words or sentences which none serve any purpose of meaning in a conversation.

A piece of information given by a faggot which doesn't address any real issue and it makes no difference whether you know about it or not.

A statement which is totally and flagrantly in contrast with the reality.

*invented and used by Iranians

A: I believe American presidents care about peace in the middle east.
B: Don't say pussypoem!

Farhad: Esteghlal will beat Persepolis this year!

Reza: That's total pussypoem!

John: Did you know that people from Phoenix are called Phoenicians?
Jesse: Shut up and stop your puppypoem

pussypoem by FrancisUnderwood September 10, 2018