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pussy poker 

A very close friend who doesn't get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.
Hey Pussy Poker you want to go out tonight?
pussy poker by Jotaness June 3, 2008

purple-headed pussy poker 

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)
Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

Puss Poke 

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.
Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “
Puss Poke by Ab0minable May 18, 2025

Poker Pussy 

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.
Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy
Poker Pussy by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

Pussypocket

A pocket shaped like a pussy that you insert your penis into.
Hey is that a pussypocket over there? Let me stick my cock in it!!
Pussypocket by Jain Doe February 27, 2009

pussypoem 

Absolute nonsense.

Bullshit.

A short or a long set of words or sentences which none serve any purpose of meaning in a conversation.

A piece of information given by a faggot which doesn't address any real issue and it makes no difference whether you know about it or not.

A statement which is totally and flagrantly in contrast with the reality.

*invented and used by Iranians
A: I believe American presidents care about peace in the middle east.
B: Don't say pussypoem!

Farhad: Esteghlal will beat Persepolis this year!

Reza: That's total pussypoem!

John: Did you know that people from Phoenix are called Phoenicians?
Jesse: Shut up and stop your puppypoem
pussypoem by FrancisUnderwood September 10, 2018
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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