Pussy poke

Sitting on the top of a house naked being poked in the pussy by the tiles

Yesterday I got Pussy poked

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

pussy poker

A very close friend who doesn't get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.

Hey Pussy Poker you want to go out tonight?

by Jotaness June 3, 2008

purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

by StBill August 30, 2009

Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.

Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “

by Ab0minable May 18, 2025

Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

Pussypocket

A pocket shaped like a pussy that you insert your penis into.

Hey is that a pussypocket over there? Let me stick my cock in it!!

by Jain Doe February 27, 2009

pussypoem

Absolute nonsense.

Bullshit.

A short or a long set of words or sentences which none serve any purpose of meaning in a conversation.

A piece of information given by a faggot which doesn't address any real issue and it makes no difference whether you know about it or not.

A statement which is totally and flagrantly in contrast with the reality.

*invented and used by Iranians

A: I believe American presidents care about peace in the middle east.
B: Don't say pussypoem!

Farhad: Esteghlal will beat Persepolis this year!

Reza: That's total pussypoem!

John: Did you know that people from Phoenix are called Phoenicians?
Jesse: Shut up and stop your puppypoem

by FrancisUnderwood September 10, 2018