StBill's definitions

winter chicken

any older person, long past the prime of their life

Let's go watch the half-dead winter chickens climb the steps into the Social Security building.

by StBill September 25, 2010

purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

by StBill August 30, 2009

Phauxhawk

Hairstyle inspired by the traditional headdress of the Mohawk tribe - according to a 1939 Hollywood movie starring Henry Fonda. This style was popularly associated with the Punk Rock subculture of the late 1970's and early 1980's.

Today it has entered the main stream as a hairstyle defined by a strip of long hair down the middle of the wearer's head, flanked on both sides by shorter hair.

Dude #1: Check out the Mohawk I just got!
Dude #2: No dude, you have to shave the sides of your head to have a Mohawk. You got a Phauxhawk.

by StBill August 11, 2012

parking vulture

Anyone who waits, at the mall during the holidays, near college campus parking at class change, etc. for a parking space to open up. Person usually circles a specific area like a vulture, sometimes following people walking to their cars.

There were 3 parking vultures perched up on top of the parking garage when I got off the elevator to walk down to my ride. Two of them fought it out as I left.

by StBill September 25, 2010

Excelgebra

Taken from the proper name (Excel) of the popular MS Office product, and the general name for the aritmetic in which symbols represent numbers or sets of numbers along with the mathematical operations applied to them. The process of creating (sometimes) long, complicated, algebraic formulas in Microsoft Excel, usually using cell references in place of variables.

Jeez, my eyes are crossed from doing Excelgebra all night.

by StBill October 5, 2010

Hellmate

One's coworkers in a job that is Hell.

Hellmate #1: Dude, Satan wants to see you in her office.
Hellmate #2: No way, bro, I'm heading to lunch.

by StBill July 26, 2012

DYG

acronym for "Damn, You're Good!"

Deb: I scored this phat matrix file for you...
Bill: DYG, girl!

by StBill August 26, 2009