Definitions by StBill

Phauxhawk 

Hairstyle inspired by the traditional headdress of the Mohawk tribe - according to a 1939 Hollywood movie starring Henry Fonda. This style was popularly associated with the Punk Rock subculture of the late 1970's and early 1980's.

Today it has entered the main stream as a hairstyle defined by a strip of long hair down the middle of the wearer's head, flanked on both sides by shorter hair.

Dude #1: Check out the Mohawk I just got!
Dude #2: No dude, you have to shave the sides of your head to have a Mohawk. You got a Phauxhawk.

Phauxhawk by StBill August 11, 2012

Hellmate 

One's coworkers in a job that is Hell.

Hellmate #1: Dude, Satan wants to see you in her office.
Hellmate #2: No way, bro, I'm heading to lunch.

Hellmate by StBill July 26, 2012

carpet walkers 

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

carpet walkers by StBill May 25, 2012

Excelgebra 

Taken from the proper name (Excel) of the popular MS Office product, and the general name for the aritmetic in which symbols represent numbers or sets of numbers along with the mathematical operations applied to them. The process of creating (sometimes) long, complicated, algebraic formulas in Microsoft Excel, usually using cell references in place of variables.

Jeez, my eyes are crossed from doing Excelgebra all night.

Excelgebra by StBill October 5, 2010

parking vulture 

Anyone who waits, at the mall during the holidays, near college campus parking at class change, etc. for a parking space to open up. Person usually circles a specific area like a vulture, sometimes following people walking to their cars.

There were 3 parking vultures perched up on top of the parking garage when I got off the elevator to walk down to my ride. Two of them fought it out as I left.

parking vulture by StBill September 25, 2010

winter chicken 

any older person, long past the prime of their life

Let's go watch the half-dead winter chickens climb the steps into the Social Security building.

winter chicken by StBill September 25, 2010

Bull Durham kissing

"long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" as defined in the film Bull Durham (1988) by Crash Davis (Kevin Costner)

Guy 1: "Hey, you get to first base with Annie yet?"
Guy 2: "You know it, went back to my place for some Bull Durham kissing."

Bull Durham kissing by StBill May 29, 2010