Pussy Plan

An inherent benefit of working a job that deals with things that women fawn over, which in turn aids in the process of sleeping with them.

While not technically considered to be an official benefit such as health care, dental, and paid vacations, the Pussy Plan is an extremely valuable bonus aspect of any line of work that crosses into a woman's realm of sentiment.

Jeremy: Your job comes with a Pussy Plan, doesn't it?
George: Yeah man, my job at the animal shelter is a chick magnet. Every girl with a soft spot for animals automatically opens her spot for my dick!

by doggystyle789 January 13, 2010

pussy planner

Pussy planner is a colloquial term for tracking your monthlies via planner/schedule.

"Is this your pussy planner?" (indicating to a planner on the desk)

by mistikwave September 19, 2010

Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly

We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker

by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019

Pussy Plant

Pussy Plant, (pus-ee plan-te) a pussy plant is similar to a dick tree, it is a female vagina with some sort of plant instantly growing out of it, many times, pussy plants are mistaken for two things, very hairy pubic hairs, or a female with a penis. Be warned, pussy plants must be watered and trimmed daily.

Woah, Celena has a large penis!" "No that's just her pussy plant

by RaymondAbid November 22, 2011

Puss Plan

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.

Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.

by Brookside23 March 3, 2022

Destroy my pussy not my planet

To destroy someones pussy instead of our planet.

hey! destroy my pussy not my planet!

by bloody hoe December 14, 2019

Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

by funkspiel October 21, 2009