funkspiel's definitions

Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

by funkspiel July 27, 2009

Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

by funkspiel October 21, 2009

Go fjuck yourself

This is one of the preferred ways to curse at Norwegians.

Go fjuck yourself, Norway!

Sylvester Colbert demonstrates:

nettavisen.no/nyheter/article2731984.ece

by funkspiel October 30, 2009

Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.

I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.

by funkspiel December 4, 2009

Refudiate

Portmanteau of "refuse" and "repudiate" to make clear you mean "refuse" as in to refuse to accept; especially : to reject as unauthorized or as having no binding force <repudiate a contract>: to reject as untrue or unjust <repudiate a charge>.

With a couple of exceptions — Mr. Bellingham among them — interviewing pot sellers is unlike interviewing anyone else in business. Simple yes-or-no questions yield 10-minute soliloquies. Words are coined on the spot, like “refudiate”...

nytimes.com/2010/06/27/business/27pot

by funkspiel June 30, 2010

Medibles

Medical cannabis edibles.

Brownies, cookies, cakes, peanut butter balls, etc., prepared with cannabis as medical alternative to smoking, vaping, etc.

for example:

Balls of Confusion
These tasty peanut butter balls have Ground Bud Cannabis & Ground Bud Cannabis Butter. Dipped in Medicated White or Dark Chocolate.

totallybakedmedibles.vpweb.com/Medibles.html

by funkspiel May 27, 2010

weed ho

A ho who hangs around as long as the weed does.

Loretta smoked up all my Kush, then split. Weed ho.

by funkspiel December 4, 2006