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nom de flume

aka

any of your other online selves
Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.
by funkspiel July 23, 2011
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fantastication

Zippy: Let's stay at home but pretend we're traipsing the tundra.

Zerbina: A Fantastication? Kind of like visiting Disneyland, but without the lines or the alienation?

Zippy: Kind of like TV!

from Zippy 7-31-11

by Bill Griffith
by funkspiel July 31, 2011
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Jack Herer

Jack Herer(b. 1939) is the author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes, a book which has been used in efforts to decriminalize cannabis.

A former Goldwater Republican, Herer is now a pro-marijuana and hemp activist. He has written two books, the aforementioned The Emperor Wears No Clothes and Grass. There has also been a documentary made about his life. He believes that the hemp plant should be decriminalized because it has been shown to be a renewable source of fuel, food, and medicine, and can be grown in virtually any part of the world. He has devoted his life to the support of cannabis, hemp and marijuana.

Jack Herer is also the name given to a specific strain of cannabis that is considered by Herer to be among the world's finest.
This Jack Herer is expensive, but worth it.
by funkspiel November 8, 2007
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leo zeff

Oakland psychologist and psychotherapist Leo Zeff, "the Johnny Appleseed of MDMA", pioneered a variety of drug-assisted therapies with his patients. Zeff was no ordinary therapist. He once wrote about dancing with a Torah while tripping on LSD.

Dr Zeff was introduced to MDMA by Dr Alexander Shulgin. Zeff's response was wildly enthusiastic. He postponed his retirement and began to proselytise.

Dr Zeff introduced MDMA to hundreds of his fellow therapists across the USA. Zeff christened MDMA "Adam". The name was chosen because the drug typically strips away a lifetime of anxieties, self-protective inhibitions and ego defence-mechanisms - returning the user to an allegedly primordial state of innocence.
by funkspiel February 13, 2008
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Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.
I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.
by funkspiel December 4, 2009
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weed ho

A ho who hangs around as long as the weed does.
Loretta smoked up all my Kush, then split. Weed ho.
by funkspiel December 4, 2006
mugGet the weed homug.

Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.
Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.
by funkspiel October 21, 2009
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