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Definitions by funkspiel

fantastication 

Zippy: Let's stay at home but pretend we're traipsing the tundra.

Zerbina: A Fantastication? Kind of like visiting Disneyland, but without the lines or the alienation?

Zippy: Kind of like TV!

from Zippy 7-31-11

by Bill Griffith
fantastication by funkspiel July 31, 2011

nom de flume 

aka

any of your other online selves
Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.
nom de flume by funkspiel July 23, 2011

Refudiate 

Portmanteau of "refuse" and "repudiate" to make clear you mean "refuse" as in to refuse to accept; especially : to reject as unauthorized or as having no binding force <repudiate a contract>: to reject as untrue or unjust <repudiate a charge>.
With a couple of exceptions — Mr. Bellingham among them — interviewing pot sellers is unlike interviewing anyone else in business. Simple yes-or-no questions yield 10-minute soliloquies. Words are coined on the spot, like “refudiate”...

nytimes.com/2010/06/27/business/27pot
Refudiate by funkspiel June 30, 2010

Medibles 

Brownies, cookies, cakes, peanut butter balls, etc., prepared with cannabis as medical alternative to smoking, vaping, etc.

for example:

Balls of Confusion
These tasty peanut butter balls have Ground Bud Cannabis & Ground Bud Cannabis Butter. Dipped in Medicated White or Dark Chocolate.

totallybakedmedibles.vpweb.com/Medibles.html
Medibles by funkspiel May 27, 2010

Seasonal Affective Douchebag 

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.
I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.

Go fjuck yourself 

This is one of the preferred ways to curse at Norwegians.
Go fjuck yourself, Norway!

Sylvester Colbert demonstrates:

nettavisen.no/nyheter/article2731984.ece
Go fjuck yourself by funkspiel October 30, 2009

Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.
Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.
Plant Pussy by funkspiel October 21, 2009