Purrversion
My cat is a purrvert, when ever I get it on he just starts watching, all wide-eyed and purring... straight up purrversion
Purrversion by Klox March 26, 2017
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Lifetime Perversion Pass
What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.
"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."
"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009
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Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion
A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.
B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009
perversion excursion
perversion excursion by j caviston April 15, 2008
Perversion Diversion
This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-
Guy 2: Sweet!
Guy 2: Sweet!
Perversion Diversion by Man from Monty February 28, 2010
innocent perversion
A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
innocent perversion by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
Pity Perversion
Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.
Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
Pity Perversion by wingwax August 11, 2009
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