Purrnis 

A male cat's penis.
It is also used to describe someone who is stiff yet fuzzy at the same time, like a male cats penis. It is the equivalent of a nice dick.

Vet: you're cats purrnis seems to be infected.

To a friend: you're being such a purrnis

Purrnis by Jamie Furgeson May 12, 2014

Purinis

A purinis is an ALPHA male. When he enters the room everyone is overwhelmed by the testosterone. Every girl dreams of being in a relationship with a purinis.

Purinis: *walks in the room*
Girls: OMG! I want to fuck him so bad. He is oozing testosterone!

Purinis by xxGreekGamerManxx June 19, 2020

Purrniture 

(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.

Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.

Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.

Purrniture by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012

Purniso 

For something to be beyond luxury.

that gold mansion is purniso.

Purniso by Grachaus March 28, 2007

purnis 

A purse for your penis

I adore your amazing purnis, patrona!

purnis by LunchTablePurnisLoverz September 7, 2016

purrmission 

The consent to allow "physical socializing" (petting, cuddling, etc.) that a cat gives you by emitting his classic "contented thunder" sound, letting you know that he's "in the mood for lovies".

Our new kitten is somewhat high-strung, so I always make sure to get purrmission before I pick him up.

purrmission by QuacksO October 26, 2018