purple headed yoghurt slinger 

A Cock, plain and simple.

purple headed yoghurt slinger by Chest August 3, 2003

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger 

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

Purple headed yogurt slinger by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger 

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger by John September 20, 2003

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Hex June 11, 2004