When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.
Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next
A Punters Gap is the space between the ski goggle and helmet of skiers and snowboarders, it is typically a horrendous sight and looks worse the bigger it is. Anyone who has a Punters Gap is typically thought of being new to snowsports or a complete idiot.
Take a look at that skier over there he has a huge Punters Gap, he must be a beginner.
1. A group of people queued up waiting to use a toilet, especially at a pub, concert, stadium, or other venue.
2. A general term for a bunch of annoying, useless, or obstructive wankers.
“Look at all these piss punters queued halfway down the corridor.”
“Get out of the doorway, you bunch of piss punters.”
“The pub was packed with piss punters, loudmouths, and one bloke arguing with a fruit machine.”
Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
I feel likesomeone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino