Punched in
1. When some one beats your ass so bad your face is caved in.
2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.
2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.
Punched in by Lassofsass March 19, 2015
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punched in the face by urine
metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
Punched in the Kisser
Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.
Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
Punched in the Kisser by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012
Punched in the Facebook
The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
Punched in the Facebook by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010
punched in the face
When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
punched in the face by Estep March 30, 2009
punched in the stomach
Sandra just got punched in the stomach hard! She then doubled over falling on her knees and holding her stomach
punched in the stomach by belly button fanatic February 18, 2014
punched in the neck
"did you notice the makeup on my neck?"-"No, why?"-"I was hanging out with Merry this weekend and uhh...-got punched in the neck."
punched in the neck by thefourthgeorge August 24, 2007
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