Definitions by tinogrrl
the unsolicited
The unwanted/unexpected insertion of a finger into someone else's butthole. This may be attempted on an unsuspecting person regardless of their state of dress. The aim is to attempt to stick one's digit as far as possible into another's butthole before they have time to clench/react.
the unsolicited by tinogrrl January 15, 2011
punched in the face by urine
metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011