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A combination of puntang and pwnage. Used when mentioning if you scored with a girl.
Hey, how’d your night out go?

Not bad, got some serious punage!

Sweet!
Punage by Gg phones home January 12, 2019
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pure pwnage 

a hilarious collection of home movies about a guy called jeremy .
www.purepwnage.com
go download now , go go go
this series is hard to understand if you are not much of a game player.
'lets go watch pure pwnage'
pure pwnage by =virus.exe= November 4, 2004
Related Words
Punage pwnage ponage punge pungers punane Penage punaners pwnager Panage
Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels. Spawned from the root word pwn, which originated as a misspelling of the word own. Hence this stupid word is two screw-ups away from anything close to english.
William's pwnage in that game was complete and utter.
pwnage by MRostek April 25, 2004
An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.
-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.
Penage by antibugs November 30, 2021

pwnageness 

to describe something that's major pwnage.
dude! lauren is SOO full of pwnageness!
pwnageness by celineee![: August 24, 2007

Pungent Muff 

Stagnant vagina. Very smelly from lack of washing.
When she walked past all I could smell was pungent muff.

Pure pwnage 

Pure Pwnage is an internet TV show created by "ROFLMAO Productions" It basically follows the life of the self proclaimed gamer Jeremy. The show is mostly humorous, (however non gamers probably won't understand most of the jokes), but there are some more serious parts to the show.

At the time of writing this the show is on it's 10th episode and is due to release episode 11 in a few months time. The episodes can be freely downloaded from www.purepwnage.com.
Pure pwnage by Ripper Skillz July 30, 2008
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I hit a real purple patch.

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