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Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
Punster by G July 21, 2015
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A "social group" based around the infamous "Punboy". Basically, randomly switching between khaki slacks and shirts, and jeans and tshirts, and shorts and both shirts and tshirts, and randomly wearing a leather jacket, and listening to rock, punk rock, and heavy metal only. If you match that, yer a punster. Congratulations.
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As this is a definition of a social group.
punster by Pun Dawgy Dawg May 22, 2004
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A person that has a sex encounter with their best friends grandma/grandpa
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punster by John Appleston January 29, 2022

Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino
Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

punterino 

When you dump another racing driver either on purpose or accident. Usually done by one very T H I C C boi.
No punterino into Sainte Devote Jimmer!
punterino by BigMoveBoi February 11, 2021
Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events
Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"
ponster by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

roughing a punter 

The practice wherein a gay male prostitute, usually after having been made to feel physically or otherwise humiliated or taken advantage of by a "John," or client, turns the tables and either verbally or physically abuses said client. It may occasionally apply to financial transactions involving the two.
"That guy who gave me $500 for two hours of sex seemed so sweet, but he ended up trying to beat me up, so I put my martial arts knowledge to good use and beat the crap out of him. Nothin' makes me feel better than roughing a punter."
roughing a punter by acrobat19129 January 20, 2009
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