Plummer

A word commonly used to describe douche bags/homos/pedos. A plummer, as opposed to plumber, means that instead of cleaning the pipes and crevices of houses, cleans the pipes and crevices of fat hairy boys or young underaged girls.

Kid one: That kid fucked my sister and my dad!
Kid two: WOW what a plummer!

by The Anti-Douche February 17, 2010

plummer

a creepy teacher-like pedohile

"who wants to slip-n-slide?" said the plummer.

by student11121 September 29, 2006

Plummer

A walrus, a ag teacher that sometimes is a pain but very awesome! Best ag teacher you could find but he still looks like a walrus! He has a mustash. Your AwEsOmE PLUMMER!

Plummer the AG teacher!

by Raegan! October 18, 2008

Plummer

One who engages in Plumming; the act of licking or sucking another’s testicles

Everyone knows that Chris is a bit of a Plummer. He gave me nuts a good plumming

by Magnolia Badminton May 18, 2019

Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.

"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."

by Smellybottom March 21, 2010

plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

Throwing A Plummer

The act of being very cocky and arrogant, often exhibited under adverse/and or extreme circumstances.

Hey Jake, stop throwing a plummer over there man!

by Piranha November 24, 2006