named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.
Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.
When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.