Pull a Clifton 

to kill yourself

Jim: i can't take life
Cop: Don't do it son
Jim:good by world(bamm)
Cop: he had to go and pull a clifton

Pull a Clifton by rob96 October 17, 2009

pull a clinton 

1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton

Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!

Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.

Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))

pull a clinton by M--B April 10, 2008

pull a clinton 

To get off the hook for something everyone knows you did.

To pull a clinton, for example, "I can't beleive I got off the hook for stealing office supplies, I've pulled a Clinton."

pull a clinton by onlevel.blogspot February 4, 2009

pull a clinton 

To puff on a joint, but not inhale.

Man, I was way too stoned already, so when it came back around I just had to pull a Clinton.

pull a clinton by comradem01 February 12, 2009

pull a clinton 

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

pull a clinton by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

Pull A "Clinton"

To claim an untruth... something that Never happened...

i.e.

1.) Clinton: We ran from gun fire in Bosina

2.) Bob: I ran from the po-po Friday...

Fred: Dude, don't pull a "Clinton", thats totally Uncool, we all know you were at home watching innapropriate movies...

Pull A "Clinton" by Cynthia_1393 October 18, 2008

Pull a Clinton 

Donate used underwear for tax deductions

I donated a lot of clothes to charity, but I didn’t pull a Clinton.

Pull a Clinton by MzDB August 29, 2018